hotel wifi so crappy you have to submit to your phone’s actually less crappy wifi hotspot
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you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla
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i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out.
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Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
you’d be surprised how often you get invited to join the party when you don’t want to go.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is
but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck.
the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong
Before, depressed with an eating disorder. Now, recovered caveman.
Re-blogging this cuz its from a guys perceptive!
I want to hug you.
Come and get your huuuugs
Seriously. Proud of you and stuff. Can I get in on the hug?
Of course you can. I love hugs. I’ll just try not to squeeze too hard.